Top 10 Quotes

1) I asked Lebron for $1, and he gave me back 75 cents because he ain't got no fourth quarter

2) Why didn't Lebron go to college? Because he knew he wouldn't show up for the finals

3) In Honor of Lebron James Day, everyone can leave work 12 minutes early.

4) Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods.

5) The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same number of championships he has

6) You know, APPLE is having a special edition of IPHONE for LEBRON! But too bad it can only vibrate when someone calls.....BECAUSE IT HAS NO RINGS!!

7) Lebron's car was found on the side of the interstate with no gas. When asked why he didnt have anymore gas he said " I only had one quarter left"

8) Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He's not good in the clutch.

9) Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

10) What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They're both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.